Reports are in today that John Winchester, noted hunter and father of Sam and Dean Winchester, may have been a dirty, dirty manwhore.
In the years following his wife's demise, contrary to rumors that he had been loving up Bobby Singer, Winchester had apparently been getting more female ass than a martini bar toilet seat. According to witnesses he had "slayed mad tang" and "got it on with all kinds of chicks."
"[Winchester] weren't fussy," one associate noted. "I saw him pull one chick at a bar, then he was in a honkey tonk across town two hours later working on another 'un."
This raises the question of further Winchesters. As the elder hunter became a free agent in the 1980s and got into all kinds of acid washed denim, it is likely that he was not fussy with protection. In all likelihood there are at least one to two more Winchester siblings in the works. A noted genealogist and fic writer claimed that, "one of them will probably be this mad hot girl that Dean tries to sex up before he knows she's his sister."
However, this phenomenon may not confine itself to mere single digits. A celebrated Wincesterologist was quoted that "...if John made it to Hawaii then there's about five Winchesters there."
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Date: 2009-01-06 10:48 pm (UTC)Reports are in today that John Winchester, noted hunter and father of Sam and Dean Winchester, may have been a dirty, dirty manwhore.
In the years following his wife's demise, contrary to rumors that he had been loving up Bobby Singer, Winchester had apparently been getting more female ass than a martini bar toilet seat. According to witnesses he had "slayed mad tang" and "got it on with all kinds of chicks."
"[Winchester] weren't fussy," one associate noted. "I saw him pull one chick at a bar, then he was in a honkey tonk across town two hours later working on another 'un."
This raises the question of further Winchesters. As the elder hunter became a free agent in the 1980s and got into all kinds of acid washed denim, it is likely that he was not fussy with protection. In all likelihood there are at least one to two more Winchester siblings in the works. A noted genealogist and fic writer claimed that, "one of them will probably be this mad hot girl that Dean tries to sex up before he knows she's his sister."
However, this phenomenon may not confine itself to mere single digits. A celebrated Wincesterologist was quoted that "...if John made it to Hawaii then there's about five Winchesters there."