oatmeal_queen: (furious news)
oatmeal_queen ([personal profile] oatmeal_queen) wrote2010-10-11 11:04 am
Entry tags:

really, universe?

1. Pull on socks
2. Not see the cat that suddenly chose that moment to lay under your raised foot
3. Trip on cat
4. Ram toe into floor trying to stay standing (equivalent of basically kicking a wall with no shoes)
5. Scream expletives
6. ?????
7. Profit?


ugh. OW. owowowowowow.
if i had broken my toe, i'd have killed that cat. cute and fluffy or not. two weeks before i leave for the grand canyon and breaking my feet is VERY NOT COOL.

iz all swollen and achy tho ;__;

in other news, last night was my first nyquil free night in six days. wow, october. you're like, my favorite month. why you do dis?

[identity profile] yellow-ideya.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Next time just step on the cat. They're flexible, he'd have gotten over it.

Want me to kiss it and make it better? X3

[identity profile] oatmeal-queen.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
i DID step on him, but its a squishy terrain at that point and i had to keep on stepping after he bolted to get my footing. hence the slam ;.;

and no. no i don't. ew. ewewewewew

[identity profile] cafe-de-labeill.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I broke my finger falling into a wall.... how embarrassing is that

I tell everyone I fought ninjas, it's much more interesting

[identity profile] oatmeal-queen.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
everytime i tell someone that i busted my toe fighting ninjas, i get blank stares.

>:[
...i don't think they're buying it.

[identity profile] cafe-de-labeill.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ppl probably believe me cus I am so manly.

So... so manly.


/5'2"&petite.